Snow Day Explorer Gifts

How to get around the Mid-Atlantic states this week.

"Hey! What's all this white stuff? Let's try the front door."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Pushy Dog

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

Christmas Trees for Sale. Sure, it's cold out, but soon we'll have indoor plumbing!

Festive squad

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

'You win. Go out and play.'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'

Phone Mittens

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

Angels making snow humans

'Tunnel of love, in a cold climate'

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

Staying Warm.

"I modeled this one after me. He hates vegetables, too..."

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

You wouldn't believe the screams of joy I hear when I announce a school closing...and that's just the teachers!

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

Recycled Flake

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Zimmer Frame in Winter