Snow Day Explorer Prints

How to get around the Mid-Atlantic states this week.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Pushy Dog

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

Festive squad

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

'You win. Go out and play.'

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Phone Mittens

Staying Warm.

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

'Tunnel of love, in a cold climate'

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

Angels making snow humans

'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

You wouldn't believe the screams of joy I hear when I announce a school closing...and that's just the teachers!

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

'Excuse me, are you abominable?'

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Zimmer Frame in Winter

Recycled Flake

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.