Snow Day Seeker Gifts

Ice skating

Skiing.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Happy Hour

Winter Weather.

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Buggy with Snowplow.

Clown Skis.

'It is too snowing!'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Climate change

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

Festive squad

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'

Skier.

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

"I modeled this one after me. He hates vegetables, too..."

Freezing

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

Angels making snow humans

Oi to the world!

Phone Mittens

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball