Snowbound Seeker Gifts

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Skiing.

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Happy Hour

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Keeping Warm in Winter

Clown Skis.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

Climate change

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

Ski kicker.

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

Skier flying past mountains

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Freezing

Skier.

Ice skating

"No brandy? Just a gift card?"

Little Boy Missing Christmas

'Excuse me, are you abominable?'

Quartet in the snow.

Rich man getting ride on servant's skis.

"Who are you calling abominable...?"

'What luck, Jane. There's no line at the lift.'

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

"Listen, girl: It's been three days, we're lost and out of food. I need you to find a radio that has the Bruins game on ..."

'First time skiing?'

"No doubt about it, this appears to be the South Pole!"

The mighty 'Tasman': New Zealand's largest glazier.

Skis with stabilisers.

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.