Snowtime Fun Gifts

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Snow Devil

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Non-Denominational Carols

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Fine. And you?'

Snowman of the Apes

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

Snowman

"A little help?"

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Man standing in front of giant snowball