Winter Playground Enthusiast Gifts

"First snowman?"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Holiday time.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Tommy!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'Ready Mum?'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Converted Parking Garage

Mood Swings.

Office Park

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

Yo Yo Tricks.

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Turn Down For What.

Man throws snowball for dog, and dog returns stuck in giant snowball.

The First National Sand Bank.

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

"It must be still charging."

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

Children and technolohgy

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

'Go on Darling, play in the soil-pit for a while...'