Winter Play Architect Gifts

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Snow Devil

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"First snowman?"

Snowman

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

Snow Bridge.

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

Xylophone Icicles.

A Woman's Conquests.

Tall Snowman

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

"Since it's cold outside, I thought it was only logical that I build my snow fort inside. The laws of science disagree."

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

"I'm kinda over all this snow. . . I'm ready for spring."

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

'Like him? I scooped him myself !'

'Can Kevin come out and play?'

"Is it me or does this taste like boogers?"

'Ok - I'm thinking baroque style with a pillared apse and a waterfall in the atrium. Oh - and do we have a permit?'

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

'It's my version of a snow angel.'

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

Snowmen Games

"It's a bit derivative."

"It's an amazing snowman darling. I see you've given him Mummys hat, Daddies gloves....and Grandpa's walking stick."

'Like the nose job? Look for the kid with vegetable peeler!'

"Mmm... not sure about these new high-rises..."

'Mom, can I have all your toothpicks?'

'We all contributed.'