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Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Snow Devil

"First snowman?"

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Snowman

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

Snow Bridge.

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

Xylophone Icicles.

Tall Snowman

A Woman's Conquests.

"Since it's cold outside, I thought it was only logical that I build my snow fort inside. The laws of science disagree."

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

"I'm kinda over all this snow. . . I'm ready for spring."

'Can Kevin come out and play?'

'Like him? I scooped him myself !'

'Ok - I'm thinking baroque style with a pillared apse and a waterfall in the atrium. Oh - and do we have a permit?'

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

"Mmm... not sure about these new high-rises..."

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

'It's my version of a snow angel.'

"It's a bit derivative."

Snowmen Games

'Like the nose job? Look for the kid with vegetable peeler!'

"It's an amazing snowman darling. I see you've given him Mummys hat, Daddies gloves....and Grandpa's walking stick."

'Mom, can I have all your toothpicks?'

'We all contributed.'

'It'll have to come down - you failed to apply for proper planning permission...'