Winter Warmth Architect T-Shirts

"Whoa! You must have eight rugs on! How's that feel? Are you warm enough?"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Relaxing in front of a fire.

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

"It's a midriff warmer."

Tall Snowman

'I wish you'd put the heater back on Frank! Even the wall ducks have gone somewhere warmer!'

'Don't forget your thermos.'

'Isn't it great?!'

"I needed something warmer for winter."

'Can Kevin come out and play?'

'Like him? I scooped him myself !'

A snowman, Frankenstein's monster and a scarecrow watch a fireplace DVD.

'Ok - I'm thinking baroque style with a pillared apse and a waterfall in the atrium. Oh - and do we have a permit?'

'I'm not putting it out. There's enough oak in this Chardonnay to keep this fire going all night.'

Mum! I'm cold! - 'Put your jumper on then!' - 'I'm already wearing it!' - '' - 'Mum! I can't reach the thermostat!' - 'Oh, that's a shame, dear.' -

Penguin wearing Slippers

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

"It's a bit derivative."

'It's my version of a snow angel.'

'Like the nose job? Look for the kid with vegetable peeler!'

'Mom, can I have all your toothpicks?'

"It's an amazing snowman darling. I see you've given him Mummys hat, Daddies gloves....and Grandpa's walking stick."