Winter Warmth Architect T-Shirts

"Whoa! You must have eight rugs on! How's that feel? Are you warm enough?"

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Relaxing in front of a fire.

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

Tall Snowman

'I wish you'd put the heater back on Frank! Even the wall ducks have gone somewhere warmer!'

"It's a midriff warmer."

'Don't forget your thermos.'

'Isn't it great?!'

'Can Kevin come out and play?'

A snowman, Frankenstein's monster and a scarecrow watch a fireplace DVD.

'Like him? I scooped him myself !'

"I needed something warmer for winter."

'Ok - I'm thinking baroque style with a pillared apse and a waterfall in the atrium. Oh - and do we have a permit?'

'I'm not putting it out. There's enough oak in this Chardonnay to keep this fire going all night.'

Penguin wearing Slippers

'Mom, can I have all your toothpicks?'

'It's my version of a snow angel.'

Mum! I'm cold! - 'Put your jumper on then!' - 'I'm already wearing it!' - '' - 'Mum! I can't reach the thermostat!' - 'Oh, that's a shame, dear.' -

'Like the nose job? Look for the kid with vegetable peeler!'

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

"It's a bit derivative."