Winter Warmth Wizard T-Shirts

"Kinda makes it feel like summer."

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

"Well, they have to hibernate somewhere...and your airing cupboard is no exception."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

"It's a midriff warmer."

'Isn't it great?!'

Concerned about soaring energy costs, Connie embarks on her biggest craft project ever and knits a wool sweater for their house.

"I needed something warmer for winter."

Snowman melted by coffee

'War is heck!'

Snowman and his pc.

"I wonder why the kids named me Mourinho? I hope it's not because I'll only last a few days..."

Old people asking a bear how to hibernate to try and avoid the winter heating bills.

I lost 10 pounds during that last thaw...but it was all water weight.

'We need to discuss Jonathan's future in snow sculpture class.'

Mum! I'm cold! - 'Put your jumper on then!' - 'I'm already wearing it!' - '' - 'Mum! I can't reach the thermostat!' - 'Oh, that's a shame, dear.' -

'If you have trouble with cold feet in bed, you will find this dog is equivalent to two blankets.'

Winter rabbit spoiling winter fun

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

WHOA!! If you try hard enough, you can open them!

"Can I join you until spring?"

'Let's drink to air conditioning.'