Winter Preparation Wizard T-Shirts

"Well, they have to hibernate somewhere...and your airing cupboard is no exception."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

Skier and his dog.

Santa's wash day.

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

How to save on your heating bill...

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

"Fuel poverty is not the same as being too mean to switch the heating on...."

"What's this stench?! You know you're not supposed to store perishable items for winter right?!"

'I have all our acorn storage spots geolocated on my smart phone...'

Now we wait for the snow.

'I'm knitting a cozy for the house.'

'If it's my food supply for the winter then its different from hoarding.'

'Holiday insanity helpline.'

Oh my goodness! Now these 500 cm of snow are melting!

"Too bad leaves can't replace salt for the roads each winter. It would save us a ton of money."

"I'm getting a snack. Want me to dig up anything for you while I'm out?"

Weather is getting bad. . . what you need in your car for winter driver and emergencies...

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

'Ok, who didn't leave a faucet to drip so the pipes wouldn't freeze!'

Facing a Cold Winter

Holiday Shopping

Migratory Bird Decides Not to Migrate.

Violinist on skis