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'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

Skier and his dog.

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"Well, they have to hibernate somewhere...and your airing cupboard is no exception."

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

How to save on your heating bill...

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

"Fuel poverty is not the same as being too mean to switch the heating on...."

"That's the main problem with your rear wheel drive model!"

'I have all our acorn storage spots geolocated on my smart phone...'

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

'War is heck!'

Snowman and his pc.

"What's this stench?! You know you're not supposed to store perishable items for winter right?!"

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

Ice Sculpting Class.

'I'm knitting a cozy for the house.'

'If it's my food supply for the winter then its different from hoarding.'

Oh my goodness! Now these 500 cm of snow are melting!

A surfer rides on a wave of snow created by a snow plough.

'We need to discuss Jonathan's future in snow sculpture class.'