Winter Prep Wizard Gifts

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Skier and his dog.

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"Well, they have to hibernate somewhere...and your airing cupboard is no exception."

'Don't drop that snow globe, they'll close the airport.'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

How to save on your heating bill...

"Fuel poverty is not the same as being too mean to switch the heating on...."

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

"That's the main problem with your rear wheel drive model!"

Now we wait for the snow.

Snowman melted by coffee

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

'I have all our acorn storage spots geolocated on my smart phone...'

'War is heck!'

"What's this stench?! You know you're not supposed to store perishable items for winter right?!"

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

Snowman and his pc.

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

Ice Sculpting Class.

"I wonder why the kids named me Mourinho? I hope it's not because I'll only last a few days..."

'I'm knitting a cozy for the house.'

'If it's my food supply for the winter then its different from hoarding.'

Oh my goodness! Now these 500 cm of snow are melting!

Weather is getting bad. . . what you need in your car for winter driver and emergencies...