Winter Preparer Gifts

"Fuel poverty is not the same as being too mean to switch the heating on...."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

Skier and his dog.

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"Well, they have to hibernate somewhere...and your airing cupboard is no exception."

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

How to save on your heating bill...

'I have all our acorn storage spots geolocated on my smart phone...'

Snowman and his pc.

"What's this stench?! You know you're not supposed to store perishable items for winter right?!"

You're right. Winter in Florida sounds better every year.

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

Now we wait for the snow.

'I'm knitting a cozy for the house.'

'If it's my food supply for the winter then its different from hoarding.'

"People seem to be saying, Christmas is early, much earlier than they did last year."

Oh my goodness! Now these 500 cm of snow are melting!

'No, it's true, I've never seen snow... I always seem to end up going South for winter...'

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

Weather is getting bad. . . what you need in your car for winter driver and emergencies...

"I'm getting a snack. Want me to dig up anything for you while I'm out?"

"Too bad leaves can't replace salt for the roads each winter. It would save us a ton of money."

'Ok, who didn't leave a faucet to drip so the pipes wouldn't freeze!'

Facing a Cold Winter

The time has come to bury my dear, sweet friend. Pardon? You have been a great companion and a trusted protector, but the end is nigh. Put my sunscreen into the trash. Hello wool guardian. For some, the change to winter can be dramatic.

Migratory Bird Decides Not to Migrate.

"To cut own on heating costs, we should consider house pooling."