Winter Preparations Gifts

"Ehh....did you gain a bit of weight?"

Heating costs.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Snowprov

'No ice.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Snow flake

Politically Correct Snowperson

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

That one has all the batteries!

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Little help?"

Good News about winter

Boy rolled into a snowball

Alien Snowmen

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Bless You."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'The kids were so sweet...'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Frosting the Snowman

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

Couple melting the snow around them.