Winter Preparations Gifts

"Ehh....did you gain a bit of weight?"

Heating costs.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Snowprov

'No ice.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Snow flake

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Little help?"

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Good News about winter

Politically Correct Snowperson

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Alien Snowmen

"Bless You."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'The kids were so sweet...'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

Couple melting the snow around them.

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"