Winter Preparations Fan Gifts

'It's Mr Nutkin Sir, he'd like to withdraw the contents of his safety deposit box. Same as last year.'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Sisyphus visits Stowe

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

Recalculating

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Possums that ski.

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

Death skis towards a man on thin ice

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

Dogs on skis pulling a sled

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

How to save on your heating bill...

"Fuel poverty is not the same as being too mean to switch the heating on...."

Low Noon.

Triple Sock Cow

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

'That's the last time I buy sled dogs on ebay.'

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.