Winter Preparations Fan Gifts

'It's Mr Nutkin Sir, he'd like to withdraw the contents of his safety deposit box. Same as last year.'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Recalculating

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Possums that ski.

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

Death skis towards a man on thin ice

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

Dogs on skis pulling a sled

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

How to save on your heating bill...

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

"Fuel poverty is not the same as being too mean to switch the heating on...."

Triple Sock Cow

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

Low Noon.

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

Eskimo with 'Canine anti-freeze'