Winter Preparation Gifts

'I'm knitting a cozy for the house.'

'If it's my food supply for the winter then its different from hoarding.'

"To cut own on heating costs, we should consider house pooling."

'Ok, who didn't leave a faucet to drip so the pipes wouldn't freeze!'

Oh my goodness! Now these 500 cm of snow are melting!

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

What happens if it doesn't snow?

'I have all our acorn storage spots geolocated on my smart phone...'

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

With a cold, cold winter...how to lower your heating bill.

"Fuel poverty is not the same as being too mean to switch the heating on...."

"Too bad leaves can't replace salt for the roads each winter. It would save us a ton of money."

"I'm getting a snack. Want me to dig up anything for you while I'm out?"

Facing a Cold Winter

Keep warm this winter....

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Snowprov

'No ice.'

Snow flake

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"Little help?"

Politically Correct Snowperson

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Good News about winter

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Alien Snowmen

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'The kids were so sweet...'