Seasonal Preparation Gifts

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Jim prepared for the winter while his neighbour stocked for the long hot summer ahead

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Easter Egg Delivery

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"Well, they have to hibernate somewhere...and your airing cupboard is no exception."

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

"Fuel poverty is not the same as being too mean to switch the heating on...."

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

'I have all our acorn storage spots geolocated on my smart phone...'

Rudolph is at bar speaking to a patron-'So he asks me if I'll pull his sleigh and I'm like-'Not until I get that backpay you owe me fatso!' '

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

'I'm knitting a cozy for the house.'

'If it's my food supply for the winter then its different from hoarding.'

Oh my goodness! Now these 500 cm of snow are melting!

'I can't talk now. I'm in the annual meeting.'

"Too bad leaves can't replace salt for the roads each winter. It would save us a ton of money."

"I'm getting a snack. Want me to dig up anything for you while I'm out?"

"Check out this app. It let's you substitute other vegetables for your nose."

"And that's the real difference between summer and winter. Saucepans. Lots of saucepans."

"It's springtime in our new product department."

'Ok, who didn't leave a faucet to drip so the pipes wouldn't freeze!'