Spring Preparation Gifts

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

Let's get organized

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I didn't spark joy."

Welcome Spring.

Butterflies

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Spring Training

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Raining

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

Dust Bunny

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."

'We saw the first robin...he saw the first London broil.'

Fumes from furniture

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'