Spring Gardening Gifts

Planting Bulbs.

"I see you've laid out your garden."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Prize vegetables.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

The Busy Gardener

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

A Good Batch.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Cocktails on the verandah.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

baby sweetcorn...

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

So Close..

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

The Environmentalist

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener attacked by plants.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener