Spring Gardening Mugs

Planting Bulbs.

"I see you've laid out your garden."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

A Good Batch.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

baby sweetcorn...

Cocktails on the verandah.

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

The Environmentalist

So Close..

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."