Springtime Planting Mugs

Gardener

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Doing the borders.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

Raining

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Planting by the Moon.

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

'First weeds of spring.'

Planting veggies

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"Plus $600 for delivery."

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

Dust Bunny

Getting Rid of the Cure

Poinsettia

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

Bird nesting in the garden.

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Grow damn you!

"What are you growing?"

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

Keen gardener.

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

Hose and Flower in Perfect Harmony.