Springtime Planting T-Shirts

Gardener

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Doing the borders.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

Raining

Planting by the Moon.

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

Planting veggies

'First weeds of spring.'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

"Plus $600 for delivery."

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

Dust Bunny

Bird nesting in the garden.

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

Poinsettia

Getting Rid of the Cure

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"What are you growing?"

Grow damn you!

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Keen gardener.

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."