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"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Doing the borders.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

Planting veggies

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

"Plus $600 for delivery."

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

Poinsettia

Getting Rid of the Cure

Gardener

Bird nesting in the garden.

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Grow damn you!

"What are you growing?"

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

Keen gardener.

Flower seed and Bird seed

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."

Hose and Flower in Perfect Harmony.

"That's right, son. Just the one plant, like Daddy's garden."