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"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Doing the borders.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

Planting veggies

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"Plus $600 for delivery."

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

Bird nesting in the garden.

Poinsettia

Getting Rid of the Cure

Gardener

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"What are you growing?"

Grow damn you!

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

Keen gardener.

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

Flower seed and Bird seed

Hose and Flower in Perfect Harmony.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? The irises clash with the roses! Peonies?! Here? What was I thinking? No! Not aphids already! Psycho gardening disorder.

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."