Spring Gardening Season Gifts

Lawn & Garden Supply. Sod. They're arguing over the last piece of sod we have in stock. I hate these turf battles.

Welcome Spring.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Award Winning Gardener

Spring Training

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

Dust Bunny

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

Getting Rid of the Cure

'We saw the first robin...he saw the first London broil.'

Gardener

Spring in Japan.

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

Bird nesting in the garden.

"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

'There's that young Wordsworth picking the heads off the daffodils.'

Grow damn you!

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

"Yes, the crocuses and caucuses are coming up."

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."