Seasonal Gardeners Gifts

'Uh... do you think it's too late to put in bulbs?'

"I was going to mow the lawn, but I pulled three muscles trying to start the mower. It's been a long winter."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Beginning Yarder.

Fall on a desert island

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

Easter Egg Delivery

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

Getting Rid of the Cure

People of the Fall

Grow damn you!

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

"Have you seen my hot water bottle?"

'You're putting coffee grounds in the plants again, aren't you?'

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

"Really, yes, I'm on a diet too: I need to almost double my summer weight before the start of the winter hibernation..."

"Bob! What are you doing in your boat?" "Waiting for the big spring thaw!"

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.'

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

Mowing the Jungle

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

The corner that Spring's around

Artificial flowers.

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

"This is the time of year I begin to crave the first Robin of spring."