Casual Gardener Gifts

"Waitress's Day Off""

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.'

Beginning Yarder.

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

'I like to think of myself as a lunar landscape gardener.'

"Now, that's my kind of gardener: somebody who grows dandelions! I love dandelions..."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Prize vegetables.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

So Close..

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Gardener attacked by plants.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Doing the borders.

"First time pruning?"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Plant Lady

Gardener

Pumpkin patch

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

An Unexpected Guest.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

I guess she had other plans for you.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'