Laid-back Gardener Gifts

"Of course the best way to lay compost is to get someone else to do it..."

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

Beginning Yarder.

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

Louse and garden...

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.'

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

"Now, that's my kind of gardener: somebody who grows dandelions! I love dandelions..."

"I switched hobbies from tropical fish to gardening. I won't feel so bad if I kill a plant."

Pyramid Garden

Man wearing t-shirt - 'Apathetic but don't care'.

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

"Waitress's Day Off""

Scaffolding team watching TV.

'I like to think of myself as a lunar landscape gardener.'

'I'm a mantis. but not the praying sort.'

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

"Sloth!"

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

Ned Thompson, unpretentious wine taster.

'We're slowly disappearing, Marty. Shouldn't we do something?'

'The plants aren't doing very well but your father isn't letting it get him down.'

"I'm searching my family history in hopes of finding some generational trauma or institutionalized oppression that would explain whole I'm failing all my courses."

'Going with the flow isn't much of a philosophy, but it's all I have.'

"Worm, how do you stay so humble and calm?"

'Low maintenance gardening'