Laid-back Gardener Gifts

"Of course the best way to lay compost is to get someone else to do it..."

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

Beginning Yarder.

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

Louse and garden...

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.'

Pyramid Garden

"Now, that's my kind of gardener: somebody who grows dandelions! I love dandelions..."

"I switched hobbies from tropical fish to gardening. I won't feel so bad if I kill a plant."

Man wearing t-shirt - 'Apathetic but don't care'.

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

"Waitress's Day Off""

Scaffolding team watching TV.

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

'I'm a mantis. but not the praying sort.'

"Sloth!"

'I like to think of myself as a lunar landscape gardener.'

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

'The plants aren't doing very well but your father isn't letting it get him down.'

'We're slowly disappearing, Marty. Shouldn't we do something?'

"I'm searching my family history in hopes of finding some generational trauma or institutionalized oppression that would explain whole I'm failing all my courses."

'Going with the flow isn't much of a philosophy, but it's all I have.'

"Worm, how do you stay so humble and calm?"

'Low maintenance gardening'

"That corn on your foot is beginning to look nasty."