Guilt-free Gardener Gifts

"I switched hobbies from tropical fish to gardening. I won't feel so bad if I kill a plant."

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Environmental Conscience

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

'I've had so many transplants, I feel like a garden nursery.'

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

Louse and garden...

'He kept saying, I'm sick of weeds. I'm sick of weeds until he got sick of weeds.'

Pyramid Garden

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

"Do you have anything less - green?"

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

"Well, it's a plan."

'The plants aren't doing very well but your father isn't letting it get him down.'

'We're slowly disappearing, Marty. Shouldn't we do something?'

"If we make it greener on this side of the river, the wildebeests will cross here..."

"Of course the best way to lay compost is to get someone else to do it..."

"Instead of ordering something every day, I ordered it all at one time. I feel less guilty that way."

Doubts Watering Knots

"Worm, how do you stay so humble and calm?"

"You know very well what subscription forms."

'Low maintenance gardening'

"If he can't get Yard of the Month, he'd rather just burn it."

Desert Island Rake

'Did we do something to upset the neighbors?'

'Barry's turned his tunnel vision condition to his advantage.'

Planting Peace

Fern - New slim-line fern.

"This fish has forced me to confront all the things I did wrong with my last fish."

Brain Roses

'Barney has a black thumb!'