Stress-free Gardener Gifts

'He kept saying, I'm sick of weeds. I'm sick of weeds until he got sick of weeds.'

"Mulch madness"

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

'I've had so many transplants, I feel like a garden nursery.'

Louse and garden...

Sure, it's nice. It was just this spring I was hoping for a jacuzzi!

Arctic Hothouse

Why is he always fooling around with plants? He wants to be a robotanist!

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

"I switched hobbies from tropical fish to gardening. I won't feel so bad if I kill a plant."

You just plant the seed, water it, and when it grows, you eat it --- I call it "agribusiness."

"I'm thinking about working on something really big, but for now I'm just happy keeping my plants alive."

Hipster Yard

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

Mr. Potato Head raking up leaves.

".. Did you by any chance notice a Gallstone pop over in this direction?"

Solar powered sundial

"Do you have anything less - green?"

Sloth on a hammock.

"How are you doing, Precious? I'm thinking about you. I'll be home soon, so don't you worry about a thing."

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

'Which is the deep end?'

saving water

In a hammock with a gin and tonic on a summers day

'The plants aren't doing very well but your father isn't letting it get him down.'

Flower Show Information. What brings my favorite and only son-in-law here? I'm keeping my nursery up to date on best horticultural practices

'We're slowly disappearing, Marty. Shouldn't we do something?'

In 90 feet, do a u-turn � In 90 feet, do a u-turn � In 90 feet, do a u-turn � Riding mower GPS.

"Square tomatoes. Blue pumpkins? Inside-out corn."

"Of course the best way to lay compost is to get someone else to do it..."

"Comfy?"

Doubts Watering Knots

Bird box with satellite dish.