Stress-buster Gardener Gifts

"I've decided to eat healthy, so I'm growing a garden in my office. It also reduces the stress caused by working here."

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

'I've had so many transplants, I feel like a garden nursery.'

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

'He kept saying, I'm sick of weeds. I'm sick of weeds until he got sick of weeds.'

Louse and garden...

"I'm thinking about working on something really big, but for now I'm just happy keeping my plants alive."

"I switched hobbies from tropical fish to gardening. I won't feel so bad if I kill a plant."

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little watering and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

Hell's Allotment Holders.

"Do you have anything less - green?"

"I'm 92 years old, Larry ... why in the heck would I plant perennials?!"

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

'We're slowly disappearing, Marty. Shouldn't we do something?'

'The plants aren't doing very well but your father isn't letting it get him down.'

A man moves to shoot the last leaf from a tree in autumn.

The Gardener's Calendar: Start up the Engine

Doubts Watering Knots

'If you want me, honey, I'll be out here in the orchard.'

"If he can't get Yard of the Month, he'd rather just burn it."

'And if you don't fancy those jobs to do in the garden this weekend, there's always the golf course.'

Environmentally friendly woman putting slug killer down

"I daren't cut that lot down. I'd probably alter the whole eco-system."

'Did we do something to upset the neighbors?'

'Barry's turned his tunnel vision condition to his advantage.'

Planting Peace

Brain Roses