Stress-free Gardener Pillows

'He kept saying, I'm sick of weeds. I'm sick of weeds until he got sick of weeds.'

"Mulch madness"

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

'I've had so many transplants, I feel like a garden nursery.'

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

Arctic Hothouse

Louse and garden...

Sure, it's nice. It was just this spring I was hoping for a jacuzzi!

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

Hipster Yard

"I'm thinking about working on something really big, but for now I'm just happy keeping my plants alive."

"I switched hobbies from tropical fish to gardening. I won't feel so bad if I kill a plant."

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

Solar powered sundial

Sloth on a hammock.

"How are you doing, Precious? I'm thinking about you. I'll be home soon, so don't you worry about a thing."

"Do you have anything less - green?"

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

saving water

'Which is the deep end?'

In a hammock with a gin and tonic on a summers day

"Square tomatoes. Blue pumpkins? Inside-out corn."

'We're slowly disappearing, Marty. Shouldn't we do something?'

'The plants aren't doing very well but your father isn't letting it get him down.'

"Of course the best way to lay compost is to get someone else to do it..."

"When the leaves fall, they land in the cans. It sure saves a lot of raking!"

Bird box with satellite dish.

Doubts Watering Knots

"Comfy?"