Self-care Gardener Pillows

"I'm thinking about working on something really big, but for now I'm just happy keeping my plants alive."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Surfing the daily stress

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Mr Metrosexual.

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

"Mulch madness"

Loofah Lady

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

'Have you had a brazilian?'

How to recover from a bad day

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

Shaving

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Misunderstood,overworked,underpaid and stressed, it's bound to lead to depression...still enough of my problems,what can I do for you?"

Mental health

The barber

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

'There's no charge for the carrier bag!'

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

"Do your toenails need cutting?"

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."