Armchair Gardener Pillows

'There's nothing he likes better than pulling on an old pair of trousers and pullover and getting stuck in to the Gardening Programme.'

'I'll swear you've been willing that cloudburst on us . . !'

ground force 2

Self-Sufficiency My Arse. He's workshy!

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Cats and gardens.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Lawnmower

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Et in Arcadia Ego

Beginning Yarder.

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Ecology

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

Planting Bird Seed.

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."