Easy-going Gardener Gifts

'Low maintenance gardening'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Garden Goddess.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Bee flying to another flower.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Cats and gardens.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Lawnmower

Beginning Yarder.

Et in Arcadia Ego

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Ecology

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

'Dog got your clog?'

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

Domestic Cats.

'I've had so many transplants, I feel like a garden nursery.'