Fun-loving Gardener Gifts

Mr. Potato Head raking up leaves.

Fern - New slim-line fern.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Bee flying to another flower.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Cats and gardens.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Lawnmower

Beginning Yarder.

Et in Arcadia Ego

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Do you mind!!?'

Ecology

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

Suzies days as a flower girl were numbered.

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

Domestic Cats.

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."