Playful Gardeners Gifts

'Just remember that until you grow into a huge tree, I'm the grown-up around here!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

Mr. Potato Head raking up leaves.

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

'The potatoes are over there, the brussel sprouts are next to that and right here is my husband Jack.'

"Fancy a game of Risk?"

Neighbours playing tennis over the garden wall.

"Sod climbing it - I'm gonna smoke it...!"

'Try not to sit still for too long dear, the convulvulus is really rather virulent.'

Leaf Blower Showdown.

Hairdresser pruning a vegetable (colour).

That a garden gnome had Pebbles in a headlock did not horrify Ms. Otis nearly as much as her neighbor's very poor taste in lawn decor.

'Digging in the garden again? Bad dog!'

'Want to help water the lawn?'

'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'

"Gosh,no wonder you're having problems with your vegetables,dad.Round cabbages next to pointed leeks is very bad Feng Shui!"

"How sad! They don't appear to have any gardening equipment for me to borrow!"

"Strictly speaking I'm a hobgoblin."

'So much for clearing out the shed - turns out it was only all the junk holding it up.'

Mohawk grass cutting

Earthing Up

Fern - New slim-line fern.

"Carrots? Carrots!!!! Harold! I hate carrots!!"

Aye, when we get to shore, I plan to do some gardening.

A drunk gardener