Gardeners With A Twist Gifts

'Digging in the garden again? Bad dog!'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"She wishes to range free!"

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

Shakespeare's Earliest Influences. To bean or not to bean ….. Ye Olde Limas. Jolly Goode Cukes. The Bees Peas.

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

Hell's Allotment Holders.

Pyramid Garden

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

Mowing the Jungle

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

Man watching a flower slowly wilt, and just as its about to die he waters it

"I suppose we should clear up those leaves - we are on the third floor."

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

'Mate, you've just paid two grand for a T-shirt and a hand-mower.'

The Golfer Gardener

Devil watering tails.

Beehive

Solar powered sundial

'Just remember that until you grow into a huge tree, I'm the grown-up around here!'

Gracie plants flowers and distracts boys with them while she plays soccer.

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

Tree's tree nursery. I can redesign your yard. We specialize in eco-friendly landscapes. AS long as it looks like Versailles. French chateaus aren't usually considered natural landscaping. Their lawns are super green. We prefer using native plants and reducing lawns. But I want it to look regal. No problem. We call it "eco-pretentious." Tres Bien!

"Sod climbing it - I'm gonna smoke it...!"

Easter egg tree.

"He is very competitive. . . when he read about someone 'growing' a garden chair and he decided to grow a recliner and HDTV with surround sound system."

"Square tomatoes. Blue pumpkins? Inside-out corn."

a street plant down on his luck (Will Blossom For Fertilizer).

"Should I fix it or should I call it a water feature?"

Charging a plant