Gardeners With A Twist T-Shirts

'Digging in the garden again? Bad dog!'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"She wishes to range free!"

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

Hell's Allotment Holders.

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

Pyramid Garden

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

Mowing the Jungle

Man watching a flower slowly wilt, and just as its about to die he waters it

"I suppose we should clear up those leaves - we are on the third floor."

'Mate, you've just paid two grand for a T-shirt and a hand-mower.'

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

The Golfer Gardener

Devil watering tails.

'Just remember that until you grow into a huge tree, I'm the grown-up around here!'

Beehive

Solar powered sundial

Gracie plants flowers and distracts boys with them while she plays soccer.

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

"Sod climbing it - I'm gonna smoke it...!"

"He is very competitive. . . when he read about someone 'growing' a garden chair and he decided to grow a recliner and HDTV with surround sound system."

Easter egg tree.

"Square tomatoes. Blue pumpkins? Inside-out corn."

a street plant down on his luck (Will Blossom For Fertilizer).

"Should I fix it or should I call it a water feature?"

Charging a plant

"I still need to feel the grass beneath my feet,OK?"