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The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

Snail trap

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little watering and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

Pyramid Garden

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

The Golfer Gardener

Beehive

Robert Plant.

'Just remember that until you grow into a huge tree, I'm the grown-up around here!'

Devil watering tails.

Solar powered sundial

'Mind if I trim the hedge back? It's over mine a bit!'

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

Easter egg tree.

"Square tomatoes. Blue pumpkins? Inside-out corn."

"My hair stylist used to be a topiarist."

Ingenuity

'I dunno, Friar Tuck. Sometimes I think I preferred the hidout before our visit from the 'Ground Force' team.'

"Worm, how do you stay so humble and calm?"

Charging a plant

"When the leaves fall, they land in the cans. It sure saves a lot of raking!"

"Adam, I think I must be allergic to that fruit we ate back in the garden!"

'Digging in the garden again? Bad dog!'

"Comfy?"

Mohawk grass cutting

"One two tree"

'Honey, you're spoiling those birds!'

Birdwatchers looking at a birdhouse filled with houseplants.