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The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

Snail trap

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little watering and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

Pyramid Garden

The Golfer Gardener

Beehive

'Just remember that until you grow into a huge tree, I'm the grown-up around here!'

Devil watering tails.

'Mind if I trim the hedge back? It's over mine a bit!'

Solar powered sundial

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

"My hair stylist used to be a topiarist."

Ingenuity

Easter egg tree.

"Square tomatoes. Blue pumpkins? Inside-out corn."

'I dunno, Friar Tuck. Sometimes I think I preferred the hidout before our visit from the 'Ground Force' team.'

'Digging in the garden again? Bad dog!'

"Adam, I think I must be allergic to that fruit we ate back in the garden!"

"Worm, how do you stay so humble and calm?"

Charging a plant

"When the leaves fall, they land in the cans. It sure saves a lot of raking!"

"Comfy?"

'So much for clearing out the shed - turns out it was only all the junk holding it up.'

Birdwatchers looking at a birdhouse filled with houseplants.

'Honey, you're spoiling those birds!'

Mohawk grass cutting

"One two tree"