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What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

Hell's Allotment Holders.

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little watering and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

Pyramid Garden

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

Mowing the Jungle

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

Man watching a flower slowly wilt, and just as its about to die he waters it

'Mate, you've just paid two grand for a T-shirt and a hand-mower.'

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

The Golfer Gardener

Devil watering tails.

'Just remember that until you grow into a huge tree, I'm the grown-up around here!'

Beehive

Gracie plants flowers and distracts boys with them while she plays soccer.

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

'I can't spend the afternoon with you guys, my wide wants me to help her in the garden: It's full of sea-weeds...'

"Sod climbing it - I'm gonna smoke it...!"

Easter egg tree.

"Should I fix it or should I call it a water feature?"

"Worm, how do you stay so humble and calm?"

'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'

Tombstones have names of vegetables on them.

'Digging in the garden again? Bad dog!'

"Adam, I think I must be allergic to that fruit we ate back in the garden!"

That a garden gnome had Pebbles in a headlock did not horrify Ms. Otis nearly as much as her neighbor's very poor taste in lawn decor.