Swashbuckling Gardeners Pillows

Aye, when we get to shore, I plan to do some gardening.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

Shakespeare's Earliest Influences. To bean or not to bean ….. Ye Olde Limas. Jolly Goode Cukes. The Bees Peas.

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

Hell's Allotment Holders.

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little watering and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

Mowing the Jungle

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

Pyramid Garden

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

Man watching a flower slowly wilt, and just as its about to die he waters it

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

'Mate, you've just paid two grand for a T-shirt and a hand-mower.'

The Golfer Gardener

'Just remember that until you grow into a huge tree, I'm the grown-up around here!'

Beehive

Gracie plants flowers and distracts boys with them while she plays soccer.

Devil watering tails.

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

Tree's tree nursery. I can redesign your yard. We specialize in eco-friendly landscapes. AS long as it looks like Versailles. French chateaus aren't usually considered natural landscaping. Their lawns are super green. We prefer using native plants and reducing lawns. But I want it to look regal. No problem. We call it "eco-pretentious." Tres Bien!

'I can't spend the afternoon with you guys, my wide wants me to help her in the garden: It's full of sea-weeds...'

Easter egg tree.

"Sod climbing it - I'm gonna smoke it...!"

"Should I fix it or should I call it a water feature?"

'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'

"Worm, how do you stay so humble and calm?"

Toilet-Trees

Tombstones have names of vegetables on them.

'Digging in the garden again? Bad dog!'

That a garden gnome had Pebbles in a headlock did not horrify Ms. Otis nearly as much as her neighbor's very poor taste in lawn decor.

"Adam, I think I must be allergic to that fruit we ate back in the garden!"