Garden Trendsetter Pillows

Birdwatchers looking at a birdhouse filled with houseplants.

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

'He took a fetching class.'

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

Sophisticated garden - low maintenance garden

Dun Decking

Hipster Yard

Chelsea flower show sewage

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little watering and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

"Legally, we're a farm."

The Golfer Gardener

'We had the window box paved over, too, for Little Tim's cars.'

Devil watering tails.

Solar powered sundial

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

'It's incredible what you can grow in a plot of ground that's only one foot square!'

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

false perspective in the garden (based on M C Escher)

"Square tomatoes. Blue pumpkins? Inside-out corn."

Easter egg tree.

'Too small for Santa I'm afraid-but with a fishing rod you would be a WOW in our roof garden!'

'I dunno, Friar Tuck. Sometimes I think I preferred the hidout before our visit from the 'Ground Force' team.'

'It's the only way to get to see their more inaccessible plants!'

"When the leaves fall, they land in the cans. It sure saves a lot of raking!"