Fashion-forward Garden Enthusiast Pillows

"Comfy?"

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Bee flying to another flower.

Cats and gardens.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Lawnmower

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

The Fall of Gnome

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

Et in Arcadia Ego

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Do you mind!!?'

Ecology

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

Neurotics in the tropics

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

Domestic Cats.