Fashionista Gardener Pillows

"If you live in a tiny bedsit,you may have to content yourself with a flowery shirt."

Beginning Yarder.

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

Watering the garden gnome

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

'He took a fetching class.'

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

Sophisticated garden - low maintenance garden

Bird family on top of birdhouse surveying back yard: 'This place has all the amenities, including a master bath in the yard by the Zinnias.'

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.'

Dun Decking

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

Hipster Yard

Chelsea flower show sewage

"Now, that's my kind of gardener: somebody who grows dandelions! I love dandelions..."

"Waitress's Day Off""

Nature girl.

Solar powered sundial

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

'I like to think of myself as a lunar landscape gardener.'

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

'Too small for Santa I'm afraid-but with a fishing rod you would be a WOW in our roof garden!'

'It's the only way to get to see their more inaccessible plants!'

"Square tomatoes. Blue pumpkins? Inside-out corn."

'I decided to pimp my wheelbarrow.'

A horse of a different color, and matching scarf.

Poinsettia

Man does long jump onto pile of leaves.

Cow Piercing.