Fashionista Farmer Pillows

"Oooh, wind chimes�how New Age."

Overalls/Underalls

Cow Piercing.

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Wild Cow.

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Money Tree

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'So famous for her amazing fruit covered hats, Carmen Miranda's pineapple shoes were less well known.'

BOO MOO!

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

Domestic Animals.

Some genetically engineered pig

It's an I-O-Ewe.

'Excellent napkin.'

'They must have really listened to their mothers about chewing their food.'

Your life is in great danger...

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

Cow Sonar

'In factory farms they're fed antibiotics, caffeine, antihistamines and even arsenic. We give them a lot less of the antibiotics, caffeine, antihistamines and arsenic.'

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

I advertised in What Cow!

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."