Fashionista Farmer Gifts

"Oooh, wind chimes�how New Age."

Overalls/Underalls

Cow Piercing.

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Wild Cow.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Money Tree

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'So famous for her amazing fruit covered hats, Carmen Miranda's pineapple shoes were less well known.'

BOO MOO!

It's an I-O-Ewe.

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

Some genetically engineered pig

Domestic Animals.

'They must have really listened to their mothers about chewing their food.'

'Excellent napkin.'

Your life is in great danger...

I advertised in What Cow!

Cow Sonar

'In factory farms they're fed antibiotics, caffeine, antihistamines and even arsenic. We give them a lot less of the antibiotics, caffeine, antihistamines and arsenic.'

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

'Erm...I ordered the omlette!'

Pizza Shard

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'