Fashionista On The Farm Gifts

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

'Food fight!'

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Bernice Mountain Dog

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

Crocodile Shoes

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

Naked Furniture

Haute Cuisine Meets Low Couture

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

"I'll repeat the question! Does this axe belong to you?"

Joe's Tuxedos

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

Cattle farmer's super-market

A monkey in a suit

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

An Autobahn in the form of a farm barn.

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

Work clothes.

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'

Re-Tail.

"I can't find a decent bagel in this place."

"Since it's creation, the company has made enormous strides."

2 Live J. Crew

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'