Farm Fashionista Gifts

Cattle farmer's super-market

"Looks like somebody had some 'work' done."

"She's diversifying her portfolio."

"Who does your horns?"

Waaay too corporate!

Cow

'Wax Lipped Cow'.

Barnyard wigs.

Free Range Eggs

"So you didn't get the neck-a-chief memo?"

Yeah, my dad and grandpa have nose-rings too: it's a tradition in our family on the male line...

Farmers in love

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Cat Tie

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Wild Cow.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Money Tree

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

BOO MOO!

'So famous for her amazing fruit covered hats, Carmen Miranda's pineapple shoes were less well known.'

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

Some genetically engineered pig

Domestic Animals.

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."