Farm Fashionistas Gifts

"Frankly, I was fed up with walking barefoot in muck all the time..."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Cow Pinatas

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

Wild Cow.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Money Tree

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

BOO MOO!

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

Domestic Animals.

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

It's an I-O-Ewe.

Some genetically engineered pig

'Excellent napkin.'

'They must have really listened to their mothers about chewing their food.'

Your life is in great danger...

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!

Pizza Shard

I advertised in What Cow!

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

Cow Sonar

'In factory farms they're fed antibiotics, caffeine, antihistamines and even arsenic. We give them a lot less of the antibiotics, caffeine, antihistamines and arsenic.'

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

'Erm...I ordered the omlette!'

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."