Farm Fashionistas Gifts

"Frankly, I was fed up with walking barefoot in muck all the time..."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Wild Cow.

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Money Tree

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

BOO MOO!

It's an I-O-Ewe.

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

Domestic Animals.

Some genetically engineered pig

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

'They must have really listened to their mothers about chewing their food.'

Your life is in great danger...

'Excellent napkin.'

Pizza Shard

I advertised in What Cow!

'Erm...I ordered the omlette!'

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'

'In factory farms they're fed antibiotics, caffeine, antihistamines and even arsenic. We give them a lot less of the antibiotics, caffeine, antihistamines and arsenic.'

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

Cow Sonar

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!

'English is their second language.'